*Anger Section*
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1. What do you do when you’re mad?
I’m angry 24/7, and have been since i was a kid. I hold it in and seethe, until i can hold it in no more or its triggered by something or someone. After that all hell breaks loose - screaming, righteous indignation and chairs flying everywhere. I’m told i look quite psychotic.

2. What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?
put a certain person in hospital for a few days as he thought he’d give me a bloody nose. Boy did he regret that one - went flying over the stairs, through a door and made a hell of a mess. He’s lucky i didn’[t do much worse.

3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
From when i was born - its a speciality of mine. I hav ea freaky ability to see people’s soft spots within a few mins of meeting them. Used to do it in school to every teacher i had - even the blokes.

4. Ever physically hurt someone when you were mad?
Oh yes - quite a few people, both intentionally and accidentally. I’m the kind of guy who would smile at you in the heat of the moment, and then sneak into your room to slit your throat whilst you were asleep.

5. Do you curse when you’re mad?
Like a trooper, and in the most horrid and demonic way

*Crying Section*
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1. When was the last time you really cried your heart out?
On a lonely afternoon a few weeks ago, i’m ashamed to admit - tears of frustration and bewilderment more than anything.

2. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
can obviously say that i haven’t ever done that

3. Do you cry when you get an injury?
not as an adult, but when i was a kid of course i did. Tears form when you get a swift kick to the balls, but its not crying as such

4. Do certain songs make you cry?
“Epiphany” by Staind, “Surround Me” by Scott Stapp always get a very emotional reaction from me, always.

*Happy Section*
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1. Are you normally a happy person?
I’d like to think so, as i certainly radiate it despite my cynicism. I don’t believe that happiness is a permanent state like many teenage fools do though, and you’re utterly naive and set up for a life of disappointment if you do. As the years drift by you realise life is a ride, not a destination.

2. What can make you happy?
My nephew Zair, exhilarating conversation, watching someone totally submit to my will, someone realising they really can do whatever they want to do and achieve anything they want

3. Does being with your friends make you happy?
duh

*Self-Esteem Section*
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1. Is your self-esteem extremely low?
never had it, as its something implanted in you as a dependent child by your primary caregivers, so not something i particularly miss.

2. Do you believe in yourself?
With force you probably can’t understand or contemplate, and even better, i believe in you, even if you don’t.

3. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, what do you do?
laugh and ask them what they want, as the chances are i don’t have it to give to them - i personally don’t believe i’m much of an oil painting, but what i lack in that dept i make up for heavily in other areas

4. Are you one of those people that think they are ugly, dumb, and fat?
not quite. I’m one of those people who doesn’t give a fuck what you or anyone else thinks.