Half dead with cholera and dehydration, just back on the plane from Mumbai which was subsequently flooded and bombed, i gave my speech at the Oval with 1 hour’s sleep and 15mins preparation, which ended up in a tonne of swearing and seriously irreverent conversation. 95 per cent approval rating and the “most amazing thing they’ve ever seen” according to the organisers.

DVDs will be available in the next few weeks for anyone who wants to see the chaos in full motion video.