I’m in the airport for the 2nd time today, smoking a cig at the wifi hotspot. Damn these stupid people.

The fucking flight is delayed! Who is running this airline? Charlie fucking brown? How hard can it be? Get them in the plane, make the plane fly. Get them out the plane. Easy. Fuck everything else.

Security measures? What a fucking joke. I took lighters, scissors and nail clippers through openly. You have to take your shoes off but apparently its ok to have something to set the plan on fire with. For fucks sake.

But i feel better because Em and i scrapped. She’s so fucking hot, even when she’s angry. In fact, even more when she’s angry. I have to make her angry more often.

Please please PLEASE mr boss give her the day off! I’m having to fight the forces of the universe to get to the place today in every sense of the word. Something with this much resistance must be worth it.

fuck me i’m so bored, for the first time in ages. Going to get into some mischief to amuse myself. Watch out airport