1. My ex is ….forgiven
2. I am listening to…Pretty Suicide by Eighteen Visions
3. Maybe I should…be braver and just kiss her anyway
4. I love…Emma Louisa Brown, 22, Of Scunthorpe
5. My best friend(s)…need serious psychiatric help but i love them for it
6. I don’t understand…me
7. I lost my respect for…several people who are clearly making things up
9. The meaning of my screen name is…that i’m a grumpy fucker who has hair like a parakeet
10. Love is…incredible, but not enough
11. Somewhere, someone is…conspiring
12. I will always…do everything i can
13. Forever seems like…my legacy
14. I never ever want to lose…Emma
15. When I wake up in the morning…i wonder if i had enough sleep
17. I get annoyed at…people who think it’s OK to waste my time
18. Parties are…over-rated
19. My pet(s)…are nearly dead
20. Kisses are…never long enough
21. Today I…have been very impatient
22. I really want…to hold Emma’s hand
23. I could…bring you to your knees faster than you think
24. I’m scared of…very few things
25. I promise that…i will never give up
26. I can’t live without…coffee, cigarettes and my laptop
27. My family is…utterly dysfunctional
28. Beauty is…her eyes across a pillow
29. Someday i will…be your messiah
30. Right now i’m thinking about…how i can make Emma’s weekend really amazing