http://www.progressiveu.org/225847-44-things-a-girl-would-die-for

There are so many bulletins like this, and its about time someone did a guy version. Not too many demands then. Is there anything else you’d like for fuck’s sake? Ladies, here’s a small start for what we want in return.

• When he’s angry, leave him the fuck alone. Let him have his space.
• Don’t talk through the movie or TV program
• For god’s sake don’t nag, He’ll get round to it.
• Love him for who he is, not what he could be.
• Sit on his lap and kiss him on the cheek
• Talk dirty to him and whisper filth into his ear in public
• Don’t expect the same things from him that you’d get from your girl friends.
• Don’t get angry with him if he doesn’t reply to your text in less than 20 seconds.
• Tell him how cool he is and why you admire him.
• Tell him he’s handsome and sexy.
• Fight over him.
• Get drunk with him.
• Tell him things directly. Don’t hint, expect him to just know or to “get the message”.
• If something’s wrong, tell him. Otherwise he’ll assume everything is ok.
• Tell him how you want him to listen to you, i.e. shut up and just understand how you feel.
• Send him on missions
• If you want him to chase you, help him to know he’ll get there in the end.
• Make him feel strong and powerful
• Don’t tell anyone he cried.
• Let him take the piss out of you but shut him up with a huge kiss.
• Don’t flirt with his friends in front of him.
• If you want reassurance, just ask for it. Don’t play games.
• Don’t be clingy. Be a social butterfly and make him want you.
• Go crazy and mad and let him laugh at you.
• Don’t talk about your ex in any other way than to explain why you hate him and he’s a dick.
• Sit on his lap, lean over him, throw your hair in his face and kiss him crazily.
• Tell him he’d be an amazing husband and dad.
• Ring him when you’re drunk on a night out with friends just to tell him you miss him and wish he was there.
• Give him time to be with his friends and don’t resent him or them for it.
• Be a girl - the more feminine you are, the more masculine he feels
• Tell him why you need him.
• If you’re pissed off, don’t bottle it up again and again. Tell him straight away.
• Let me drive and take care of the directions.
• Accept the fact he’s going to hate your family and friends and will only tolerate them because of you.
• Tell him who’s ass you want him to kick, but tell him not to d it as he is too strong and could kill them
• Tell him you love him randomly.
• Grab him and kiss him when’s talking so he shuts up.
• Distract him when he’s concentrating by flirting or flashing so he smiles.
• Watch porn with him.
• Always respect his privacy by never reading his text messages and/or emails
• Cuddle up in his arms and let him stroke your hair
• Don’t take any shit from your friends about him
• Write him a secret letter to read in private.
• Only offer help if he asks for it. Otherwise you’ll make him feel incompetent.
• Don’t fake an orgasm or lie. Just tell him you love him and want to spend time practicing to get it right.
• Tell him he’s a king