Its a little-known fact that despite baring my soul quite openly and everyone i know thinking they know me so well, that very few people really know me at all. There is a lot of supposition and assumption, but its usually only slightly right. I’m actually very receptive to madness but am quite the chameleon rubik’s cube, with a number of different sides to my nature. Romance is so lost in the 21st century, and i may be its last proponent. I’m easily seduced, but you have to think it through and work me out as the simplest and cheesiest gestures don’t hit my buttons aat all. Beauty isn’t enough either, nor brains. You have to have something more, hence my own love of doing very different and interesting things for those i love.

Nobody wakes up and thinks “i really don’t want to be swept off my feet today”, and i’m no exception to that rule. You just have to know how to get through to me and be able to see underneath the public face. When i’m playing it cool my heart is probably beating a thousand times a minute. In matters of love i tend to keep my emotional cards to my chest and not show them in person. It takes an act of bravery to unlock me but the result is worth it. The crazier the better because i’m obsessed with living a vital life that overwhelms me, and the more original it is the more special you are.

I’m quite different to what you’re used to. I need a little more to fall madly.

Take a risk and make it a surprise
I love spontaneity, and its in my nature. I’ve never rejected anyone who surprised me as i think its just too cool. I travel so much that someone coming to see me instead of me going there is a real winner. I’ll realise and appreciate you’ve taken such a massive risk and you will never be turned away - you’ll get a smile rather than a bad mood. It will work very well, even if i’m a bit numb and shocked at first, and if i can’t talk to you then, i’ll get out of my arrangements to spend time with you.

Be brave, passionate and enthusiastic
I can see courage and risk in people very quickly and it stirs me. Don’t be scared, defensive or worried - just go for it and be as confident as you can be. I might be a little defensive, but i warm quickly so you have to give me a little while i to get into the flow of things. I soak up enthusiasm beaming at me from another person and if you can raise my blood pressure with your excitement, i’m yours. Grab me and kiss me, throw me up against a wall and show me force. I’m not going to resist that, no matter how angry i am.

Make it romantic and dramatic
I’m not really into the small things - well i am, but i respond to big gestures in a big way. Be fucking dramatic. I’m as romantic as they come, so doing some romantic things will get my attention very quickly and charm you into my heart. Keep doing them spontaneously. Write letters or a journal for me. Call me for no reason. Let the chemistry flow across the room whilst you catch my eye on purpose. Do something big and elaborate that blows me away. Be aggressive and emotionally intense. Go to extremes and make a real noise, and take the time and thought so i fall head over heels.

Tell me how you feel from the heart
I like to talk about everything and be talked into things. Confess and confide from your soul, as you’ll connect with me instantly and it just makes me melt. The only reaction you’ll get will be a positive or loving one because i’ll see you’re really sticking your neck out and are scared silly of going out on a limb. Be passionate and really dig into the centre of me. Tell me what you love about me, and us. If you love me, miss me, want me, fancy me, need me or just want to say you’re feeling crazy - tell me and kiss me. Let the world fade away and i’ll join you.

Me me nervous
Its a strange thing but i love my nerves and my stomach being all over the place as it makes me feel very close to the edge and alive. Invade my personal space to send the message out loud and clear. Shock me. Say something i can’t respond to. Keep me hanging on the edge for as long as you can but let me know i’ll be getting there in the end. Persist and obsess. Anger me and scare me so my adrenaline goes mad, then pull me in again so i’m disorientated. Overwhelm me.

Banish the crap from the past
Everyone has baggage and water under the bridge, but show me you’re always trying to be a better person and evolving as i respect that above everything else. Clear out the ex(s). Tell me where you want us to go. Say sorry if you’ve pissed me off and really mean it, and really express and explain how you’ve been feeling totally honestly. If you’ve got on the bad side of the people i love and who care for me, apologise to them as they’re protective. If you have serious issues, show me you’re doing something about them.

Be dirty but very sophisticated
There’s nothing sexier than an elegant beauty who’s actually dirty as sin with the man she wants and loves. Only with me. Let me know you want to tear me to pieces and really raise my blood pressure in how you look, what you show me, how you talk to me in whispers and just be naughty as hell. Cheeky smiles, knowing glances and come-to-bed eyes. The thing here is not to be slutty or chavvy - only a sophisticated girl can pull it off properly and that means grace, smiles and manners. Put them together and its irresistible.

Be a real girly girl
My “type” isn’t too well defined as i’m an open-minded chap, but i tend to go for elegance, intelligence, vulnerability, beauty and artisticness. I love femininity and i could fall in love with it by itself. The only exception or rule on this is that childlike behaviour definitely makes me run in the other direction, and its a fine line. Cuddle me when we’re watching TV. Get upset when i do something stupid and man-like. Take off your make-up and make love to me. Spin around in your skirts and show off how womanly and gorgeous you are.

Heels, stocks and suspenders + candelight
Enough said.

Do it all without me or anyone else prompting you
This goes back to the first point, which is to do it off the cuff using your own initiative. The signals will be there but you have to get in there first as no man was ever creating knowing how to pick up on a woman’s green light, as much as they claim. If you have to pushed, hinted at or prompted it just ruins the whole thing. Do it because you want to, its exciting and and you love living on the edge a bit. You can pick that up in actions much more clearly than words. It will be worth it.

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Some things that really don’t work:

• Flowers (too gay)
• Gooey gooey crap (too childish)
• Ignoring me (i’ll ignore you)
• Jealousy (bad sign of things to come)
• Being my best friend (i’ll never see you romantically)
• Getting me drunk (if i don’t like you when i’m sober its unlikely i will when trashed)
• Stalker behaviour (no thanks)
• Being nasty (i’ll be nasty back)
• Lying or being evasive (warning sign and i’m off)

Its easy really once you know what switches to press, as i don’t go for the normal things. Only a few have got it right, and i’ve fallen for them massively and returned everything i can. I love being in love, i love romance and i love all the madness that accompanies it, and i make no apology for that at all. Chemistry and intensity send me dizzy. I can forgive anyone for anything and let my heart swallow me if a girl gets it right. The trick is knowing me because most think they do, when they don’t.