Law Of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law Of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law Of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law Of The Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law Of The Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law Of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law Of The Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

Law Of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law Of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law Of Alcohol:
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither doe Milk..

Law Of Loan
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

Law Of Desire:
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Law Of Light:
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before youhear them speak.

Law Of Success:
If at first you don’t succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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Law Of Bread:
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Law Of Statistics:
***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****

Law Of Something:
As soon as you mention something…… if it is good, it is taken…. If itis bad, it happens.

Law Of Gold:
He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule.

Law Of Bus:
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late…… the bus is still ate .

Law Of Shopping:
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

Law Of Calls:
If you have paper, you don’t have a pen……. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper…… if you have both, no one calls .

Law Of Attendance:
Especially for engg. Students—-If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

Law Of Buses 1:
All buses are crowded. Corollary— — buses in opposite direction always go empty.

Law Of Buses 2:
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

Law Of Quitting:
The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors  until another person is fired or quits.

Law Of Cigarette:
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker