23
May
07

ladyfriend application form

(Real) Name:
Nicknames:
Location:
Email Address:
Mobile No:
General composition:
Physical age: (On your birth certificate)
Mental age:
Status:
Orientation:
Your favourite thing about me:
Sum me up in 1 word:
Your IQ: (Approx.)
No. Previous sexual partners: (Approx.)
No. of close friends: (Approx.)
Career:

How honest are you intending to be?

What initially attracted you to me?

May I perv at you?

How sensitive would you say you are?

How do you feel about men in general?

Will you take me for granted?

Yes

No (Yes)
General enthusiasm for life:

On a scale of 1-10, the evilness of your PMT is:

Are you secretive, highly suspicious and extremely paranoid?

Yes

No
Have you spied on your previous partners (e.g. looked through txts, emails)?

My sarcastic, arrogant and cynical attitude is:

How often do I need to check in with you?

I want you to:

Are you a person that gets jealous easily?

My ex is one of my best friends, which to you is:

Your evilness:

Your sex drive:

I’ll get upset if you don’t respond to my message in less than:

How often to do you lie?

How badly?

Reason you split up with your last ex?
Do you have a criminal record?

Yes

No
Would you describe your political views as:

Do you have serious baggage or emotional issues?

How do you feel about reality TV?

Feelings should be:

How would you desribe your general emotional health?

Where are you going to be in 5 years?
Have you ever been violent or attacked someone you’ve been in a relationship with?

Yes

No
Have you ever falsely claimed to be pregnant?

Yes

No

Regularly
Jealousy trips, cold indifference and punishing silent treatment are:

Cheating.

Flirting is

In terms of life direction and purpose…

Do you, or have you ever suffered with (tick all that apply):

Alcoholism Drug addiction
Serious self-esteem/self-worth problems Co-dependence
Gambling problems An eating disorder
Sex addiction/nymphomania Violent and/or abusive behaviour
Schizophrenia Psychosis/delusions
Obsessive-compulsive disorder Threats of suicide
If you want space, how do you go about asking for it?

If you’re annoyed, what do you usually do?

“Deep” conversation:

If someone tries to order you around, do you:

Pacifying, appeasing or telling people what they want to hear is:

Have you ever been described as any of the following:

Psycho Stalker
Bunny boiler Headcase
Freak Weirdo
Loner Obsessive
Self-destructive Nutcase
Attention seeker Melodramatic/drama queen
Narcissistic Self-obsessed
Talking and communication is…

How would you describe your attitude to the way you look:

Your financial situation?

The best way to say sorry is:

Your idea of a good night is:

Your attitude to small gifts and romantic gestures

What do you want with me?

Will you ruin everything and then complain the relationship isn’t working?

Yes

No

Probably
How did you feel about filling this out?

 
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1 Response to “ladyfriend application form”


  1. 1 marcel May 23rd, 2007 at 7:37am

    hahhaaahahaaaaaa

    Had any applications yet?

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