So my ladyfriend application form is proving to be bizarrely popular, even being the retarded satirical stunt that it is. 23 responses so far since last week, and some very, VERY interesting results.

An overwhelming 75% gave the same answer to the “What Initially Attracted You To Me?” question.

1. [What_initially_attracted_you_to_me] => You’re quite different
2. [What_initially_attracted_you_to_me] => You’re quite different
4. [What_initially_attracted_you_to_me] => You’re quite different
5. [What_initially_attracted_you_to_me] => You’re quite different
7. [What_initially_attracted_you_to_me] => You’re quite different
8. [What_initially_attracted_you_to_me] => You’re quite different
9. [What_initially_attracted_you_to_me] => You’re quite different
11. [What_initially_attracted_you_to_me] => You’re quite different
12. [What_initially_attracted_you_to_me] => You’re quite different
14. [What_initially_attracted_you_to_me] => You’re quite different
15. [What_initially_attracted_you_to_me] => You’re quite different
17. [What_initially_attracted_you_to_me] => You’re quite different
18. [What_initially_attracted_you_to_me] => You’re quite different
19. [What_initially_attracted_you_to_me] => You’re quite different
21. [What_initially_attracted_you_to_me] => You’re quite different
22. [What_initially_attracted_you_to_me] => You’re quite different
23. [What_initially_attracted_you_to_me] => You’re quite different

Point proved, case closed.