As harsh as it may sound, most women are fickle hypocrites. Ask and they’ll tell you that they don’t even understand themselves. They claim the moral high ground and will spend hours explaining how they are so hard done by and wish for a better life with a man who will treat them properly.

Well girls, the honest truth is that if you got your act together, you’d gain the trust and affection of a man like that and would get treated properly. What most girls don’t understand is that the way they behave alienates guys and they create their own isolation.

You get cheated on because you’re annoying, boring, arrogant, game-playing or have just got fat - i.e. you’re not captivating enough. You don’t get romance because you expect too much and give very little in return. You don’t get cuddled because you’re always attention-seeking or whinging about your problems 24hrs a day. You don’t get respect because you don’t respect our male boundaries. You don’t get adventure because you’re so obsessed with creature comforts and the way you look. You don’t get told our personal stuff because of the way you gossip with your friends and complain we don’t listen to you. We don’t make an effort because you complain whether we do or not.

Getting the picture?

Women are never happy or satisfied, and are in their element when they have something to complain about that will gain them some attention or sympathy. You try and try, but nothing ever puts them at peace. Us chaps eventually just give up trying to please you, forget bothering to be thoughtful, ignore the whinging and do whatever we want regardless as its far simpler. Its usually a matter of making sure you pick the option that will get you in the least shit. No matter what happens, you’ll be in the shit anyway, so its easiest to work out what’s the least offensive thing anf go with that. Girls expect the earth but give disproportionately little in return. No, letting him go out for a drunken night with friends is not “giving”. Neither is being understanding. Giving is about going out of your way, not sacrificing yourself.

In order to understand this a little better, us gents have a basic class system to categorise you. Its very unlikely you’ve been told about it.

Class A (1% of the population)
If you meet one, you marry them straight away. Smart, sassy, funny, independent, spiritual, beautiful, sexy, driven, compassionate, strong, lively, interesting, loyal, understanding, passionate, different, genuine and everything they or other people claim they are.

Class B (4%)
Has potential to be Class A, and actively working on it. Worth spending time with.

Class C (85%)
The vast majority of girls. Average, mediocre, the bystander type. Content to be nothing more than what they were born. Settles for their lot, doesn’t stick their neck out and is like everyone else. Can’t understand men, obsessed with their friends and collects pictures of themselves on nights out drinking. Prone to bouts of being psychotic.

Class D (10%)
No hope at all, and beyond help. Small town trash. The type of girl that spits on the street, believes reading/thinking etc is for nerds, and typically is a chronic attention-seeker and/or compulsive liar, closed-minded and just plain obnoxious. Human vermin.

Its perfectly possible to move between any of these. Some girls evolve to be better, some devolve to get a lot of worse. It can be just over a specific period in time, or a more permanent fixture. I’ve personally known a B to crash to D within a year, and it was sad to watch. But on the other side of the coin, i’ve also seen a C go straight to A in less than 6 months. Most advertise themselves as class A, when they’re C. I’ve personally only known 3 As, and most of my friends are B. I won’t entertain, and can’t tolerate class D anywhere in my life.

These are just some of the type of things that earn you class C or D status.

• Always wanting what you can’t have, and not wanting or appreciating it once you’ve got it
• Always needing a challenge (e.g. a bastard, or someone not giving you attention like everyone else) and not appreciating what you have
• Always needing a man to be a “catch” that will impress your friends
• Always envying other girls for what they have, and scheming to steal it from them
• Being obsessed with beauty, the way you look and needing to be found attractive by as many people as possible
• Pacifying people and giving in to avoid an argument
• Constant nagging, complaining and silently resenting people instead of communicating properly and asserting yourself
• Hinting and being subtle instead of communicating properly (and getting angry and frustrated when he doesn’t notice or respond)
• Having so many fucking problems
• Not wanting to get help for any of those problems
• Bunny-boiling obsessive or smothering behaviour
• Being indecisive and never knowing what you want
• Playing emotional games instead of communicating properly
• Being wildly emotional and changing your mind/feelings by the hour/day/week
• Constant jealousy fits, paranoia or OTT possessiveness
• Being childish, speaking in high-pitched baby voices and treating him like a baby
• Putting men down an/or deliberately trying to emasculate them
• Hypocrisy - having one rule for you and another for him
• Being dependent and making decisions based on what your girl friends think
• Being unoriginal an/or boring in bed
• Making out you’re little miss perfect when the way you act is utterly immoral and inconsistent
• Always trying to change, “mould” and/or control a man
• Loving stupid gossip mags, crap reality TV and generally not having much to say in conversation
• Being unable to control yourself emotionally or think even remotely rationally (e.g. buying shoes)

A special note about *that* female arrogance
When you’re little girls, mummy teaches you a lot of crap, and you bring it with you into your adult life where it causes massive problems. Then you have little girls and teach them the same thing, directly or indirectly. There are 3 specific lies, and all women intrinsically believe them. Yes, you do. Don’t bother being outraged, as its about how you behave, not what you think.

Those 3 lies are:

1. Only women truly and genuinely understand relationships, because they are women. All women are relationship gurus that understand what a relationship means, how its going, whether its good or bad and what makes it worthwhile.
2. Women are all naturally good in bed, because they need more and take longer to be aroused than men, who are crap in bed. Oh, and of course, just because they’re women.
3. All women naturally understand men completely, but men don’t understand them, because they’re more complex. And because they’re women.

Allow me to ring the cluephone on your behalf. I know literally thousands of people, personally and professionally. I’ve never met a girl who ever had the slightest idea about men, let alone understanding them. Most girls are frighteningly crap in bed (a lot can’t even kiss properly), and you’re all too wrapped up in yourselves, your feelings and what your friends think to be able to judge relationships. That arrogance is so painfully strong and heavily ingrained in you for you to see it yourselves, but its a real turn off and most men pick up on it and don’t bother committing to you emotionally because they really can’t be bothered to deal with your self-righteous double standards and preaching. You’ll be alarmed once you realise how many men agree with this and think the same.