Archive for September, 2007

28
Sep

realpolitik at digital film 2.0

Last week on the 20th Sept, Codeworks for some reason temporarily lost control of their collective sanity and asked me to chair one of their most important events for 2007, the Digital Film 2.0 conference at the Sage building in Newcastle. I ended up travelling across the country from Southampton in less than 4 hours and walked in half the way through. It turned out to be one hell of a day which finished with a philosophical walk on the quayside after hysterical laughter in an indian restaurant at 3am.

What was more bizarre was that it also marked a watershed for me in terms of public speaking as i ripped up my notes and spoke from the heart. What came out was deeply political and as i stood there talking, i realised i was taking on a much deeper purpose in what i was doing. The last 10mins (in the video below) were greeted with absolute concentration and silence as i spoke. The feedback afterwards was extraordinary. Judge for yourself.

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http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=4969222325083633907&hl=en-GB

 

But amusingly before that, they let me loose in the audience with a microphone, which was a bad idea. I started deliberately asking for stupid questions, and the room enthusiastically obliged. Why does Tom Cruise look taller in the video game than in real life? Is he gay? What’s that video game where you get to play David Koresh? Oh yes, sheer professionalism. :)

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http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-5379455920946994086&hl=en-GB

27
Sep

the story of peter and jane

One day, Peter and Jane were walking along a road, hand in hand on their way to the city. As they walked down the road, there was a blue sign by the road. “Oh look”, said Peter, “it’s a blue sign”.

“No it’s green”, said Jane.

And so it began.

Peter thought Jane must be colourblind, so he rubbed his eyes before looking again to check. Maybe he had made a mistake. It was definitely blue. “No, that’s blue”, he said. “It’s green”, said Jane defiantly. Peter looked at Jane very confused because he could see it was blue, but didn’t understand why Jane was so adamant it was green.

Slowly Peter got more and more frustrated. “Why are saying its green when its obviously blue?”, he shouted angrily. Jane started to cry. “Why can’t you see it’s green?”, she sobbed. Peter felt awful as he hated it when Jane cried. Nothing he said or did seemed to make it any better. Jane was unhappy about a lot of things and was starting to believe they were all Peter’s fault.

Peter grew concerned that something deeper was at work and maybe something deep down inside Jane was wrong that was making her see the sign as green and stubbornly tell him it was. She had opened up to him before about the things that troubled her, but wouldn’t talk to him anymore.

He called some of his friends and said “i don’t understand why she’s saying the sign is green. Can you drive past and check for me?” Each one of them did and told him the sign was blue, but when they stopped and tried to tell Jane, she became furious with them. “I don’t care what you think and i don’t care about him. It’s green”, she said.

“Its blue!”, Peter shouted. “Why are you still saying its green? Its in your mind! Everyone else says its blue as well!” But Jane had dug her heels in. No man was about to tell her what colour the sign was. Peter didn’t understand how Jane could stand by and let everything fall apart just because of the colour of a sign next to the road.

“Its green and i don’t care what you say”, she screamed, before huffing and crossing her arms.

But nothing sunk in. All Jane seemed to be interested in doing was making sure Peter believed the sign was green. But Peter wouldn’t do that, as he knew it was blue. She wouldn’t back down. She thought he wouldn’t back down either. “I don’t care!” she kept shouting at him, over and over again.

But Peter didn’t think they were arguing. All he felt was Jane telling him to get away from her. He didn’t care about the sign. All he cared about was Jane. But Jane had stopped caring about him, even though he was trying to help her.

“I don’t want you here if you can’t see the sign as green”, she screamed at him in rage. “In fact, i don’t want you here at all and i want to stand here by the sign on my own”. Peter was furious and hurt. He decided that if Jane didn’t want him around, that there would be a lot of others who would. So he walked off and left Jane next to the blue sign. “You’re so stubborn!” she shouted.

But Jane got lonely, so she left the sign and tried to talk to Peter. “I just want to be on my own by the sign”, she said. She tried to write him letters, but Peter had told the postman not to deliver them. Peter had been in terrible pain for a long time and couldn’t bear her. “When you decide to see the sign as blue, then we can talk again”, he said angrily. Jane was hurt and confused as Peter had found a new Jane by then and didn’t seem to be thinking about Jane very much.

But Peter was thinking of Jane. But all he could think about was how she didn’t want to keep walking into the city with him. He knew Jane didn’t know the way by herself. He made sure there was no way Jane could find him or talk to him so she would know how hurtful she had been and so she couldn’t hurt him any more.

So Jane pulled out her make-up from her bag and made herself look as pretty as the most beautiful girl in the world. Every man who walked past her standing on the roadside stopped and stared. “See, they all think its green”, she shouted to Peter, who was walking around. And every one told her it was green, just because of how beautiful she looked. Peter looked on from a distance but didn’t say anything.

As time went on, Peter got used to being without Jane and was so angry that she’d said and done all the things she had. To make things worse, Jane wanted Peter to know she had found a new Peter. “He thinks its green you know”, she would torment him. Every time Peter tried to talk to her, she shouted at him “just leave me alone, you’re always pestering me”.

Peter had found many other Janes and shouted back at her from the side of the road: “look, they all think the sign is blue, and they agree with me!”. He would tell people about Jane and write notes in the newspaper about how unreasonable she was being. It was the only thing that she would react to.

One day after a lot of time had gone past, Peter sent Jane a long letter. Jane decided she couldn’t talk to him so put on a new dress and a wig, and went to talk to him as someone else. She wanted to tell him about the new Peter and find out if Peter still cared about her. But Peter recognised Jane under the disguise and was angry she’d lief to him again. He said “Jane, why are you dressed up? Why can’t you talk to me?”. Jane was furious. “I’m not Jane!” she shouted at him. But Peter knew it was Jane. “I’m not Jane! I don’t care!”, she kept shouting as Peter looked at her in disbelief.

“The sign is green Peter!” she kept screaming at him. She got angrier as he turned his back on her. “Why won’t you believe the sign is green?” He snapped back, “because it’s not green, it’s blue!” But Jane was so angry that she didn’t care about the sign. She just wanted Peter to feel bad and suffer.

Peter walked over to the sign and tried to talk to Jane again, but she was so angry she wouldn’t listen to a word he said. “You know the sign’s blue, so why are you still saying it’s green? I don’t care about the sign!”

Every time Jane said the sign was green, it made Peter mad. He would shout back at her and make her mad too. She knew he cared about her, but the sign was more important to her than he was. She acted like she wanted to walk into the city with Peter as they had planned before, but couldn’t stop screaming at Peter about how she didn’t care.

“I don’t even care about the sign any more Peter, i just don’t want to stand next you under it because you don’t think its green”, she spat at him. “Its been a long time now and we still disagree about the colour of the sign”. Peter was confused as she seemed to want him by the sign with her but could never tell him. The only thing she couldn’t tell him was that she wanted him there.

Jane screamed at Peter, “I hate you! Stop telling me you care! I just want you to go away and leave me alone!”. So Peter started walking away, when he wanted to grab Jane and shake her. But he was so tired of being spat at and given up on that didn’t have the energy to try and talk to her again. Everyone had told him to forget about Jane because of how strange she was being.

And so as the sun came down, Peter and Jane were left at the opposite ends of the road with their backs turned to each other. Peter thought “why all of this over the colour of a sign?”, and Jane thought “that’ll show him”.

As Jane stood by her end of the road, a stranger walked by and gave her a book with a story in it, which she read. It was about how the colour of a sign on the road didn’t matter, only the destination it pointed to did. Jane stood there for minute and saw Peter at the other end of the road, wondering how she would ever get her happy ending.

26
Sep

from the lab: real iptv in action

So for those of you who wonder exactly what i get up to when i’m in one of our labs working away with my white coat on, here’s an example or two.

First up, real “true” IPTV. This is a recording of our most basic IPTV system in action, featuring live multicast/broadcast video straight to the TV screen and videos served on-demand in the same way. For the nerds amongst us, is H.264 video encoded at 600-800Kbps, alpha-blended HTML menu overlay (Galio) and run on the 1080 STMC set-top box from Complete TV.

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http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-324968641108041273&hl=en-GB


Next, a home video on-demand system that was constructed in Lab B in around 20mins
. Its a D-Link media player plugged into a plasms screen TV, and connected to a PC using 85Mbps Homeplug powerline Ethernet. The computer is running the TVersity media server, which automatically converts any video you add to it so it displays on any set-top box or gaming console.

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http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=1861318702858620094&hl=en-GB

26
Sep

making love to a beautiful woman

The infamous “Swiss Toni” from Harry Enfield compared absolutely everything to making love to a beautiful woman. Absolutely everything. Now i don’t profess to being a master casanova in the bedroom, but i have been lucky enough to have the feedback of several kind women who’ve helped me explore and understand how to press the right buttons in the right places at the right time. I’m getting there.

What inspired me to write something so delicate was one of the hilarious jack-the-lad conversations you get in pubs here and there, and my shock and horror that some of my not-so-honourable contemporaries still think, for some untraceable reason, that you can send a girl to cloud nine simply by repetitively jamming your fingers inside her. A lifetime learning from poorly-made pornography has convinced a generation of men that all they need to do to be known as Mr Stud is follow the instructions they see on screen and let her get down in her own way, as her sexual engine fires on its own accord. Most of the girls they know have become so used to appallingly crap sex that just having an orgasm can convince them you are a sensual jedi.

Surely this wanton ignorance and absurdly unsatisfying trend can’t be so widespread? There must be hope. I’d love to go around testing the theory but romantic etiquette and consideration for people’s feelings prevents me. Part of me wants to stay silent because my own prowess may just be dependent on the incompetence of others. But tsaying that, i’ve also been shocked at how utterly crap some women are in bed. Some of the tales i’ve heard from friends would shock anyone. Its made worse especially as the vast majority of girls are born and endowed with this arrogance that because they are female, they are somehow more proficient under the sheets.

First step - learn everything you can. Read everything you can get your hands on. Ask. Explore. The more you know, the better you get.

Next, the clitoris. Its ridiculous how many guys don’t even know what it is, let alone where it is and how it works. Spend many days studying and experimenting. After that, obsess about finding out everything about the G-Spot, the A-Spot, the U-Spot and the 8 different types of female orgasm. Women have infinitely more erogeneous zones than men, but the one we both share, and the most powerful, is the mind. Its a science, and an art. I’m slowly beginning to get good at it.

Before anything, wash for goodness sake. We all get caught short occasionally on a hot muggy day but there’s no excuse for it being routine. Clean your teeth and use a little deodorant (unperfumed - only chavs buy their spray in a supermarket). Shave. She may like the stubble for how masculine it makes you but she doesn’t particularly like the rash it gives her when you kiss her. Just making the effort works well and you’re winning before you start.

So you need to start by creating the right mood. You’re going to be there for a minimum of an hour, so its a long journey into and around her skin and all the places that make her hair stand on end. Set aside some time. Think low light and candles, with ambient music. Start with a massage. The trick is to use massage oil. When you think about it, how can you do a massage without oil? Any idiot can pull off the best massage in the world if you just rub in a lot of (warmed up) essential oil into her skin, all over her. You don’t need to do an advanced beauty therapist. Take it slowly, let her feel your strength pulling her body around.

Kiss her for a long time - she loves to be kissed more than anything else in the world. Wind her up and vary the me pace to build up some momentum. Kiss her neck. Kiss all down her back and breathe on her skin. The underside of her arms, back of her knees and inside of her thighs. Stroke her hair and put your hand around her head. Show some passion and let go, and let her feel your lust. If in doubt, be gentle. Tease her, and make it go on for hours. Make her want it, and want you to touch her. Get close enough but desperately make her want you to connect.

She hates her body and is horrendously self-conscious. She’s always comparing herself and competing with other girls for your attention. She particularly hates her stomach (and to a lesser extent, her feet, back, knees etc), so pull the cover over for her. You cannot tell her how beautiful her newly unclothed and naked body is. Read that again - you can’t tell her enough. There is no such thing as going overboard or being OTT. Every girl wants to be a sex goddess in the bedroom, so let her know she is.  Get lost in her wonder and her beauty and let her see how intoxicated you are.

For god’s sake make some noise and give her the feedback she needs - its not an exercise in concentration, but an experience you are sharing together. Breathe deeply with her, be there with her. Fight her for it. If you want a little more duration because you’re prone to being slightly excitable, use Performa condoms that have anaesthetic in them. Learn everything you can about going down, and stay down there for a long time.

Talk dirty to her. Absolute flith. Tell her what you want to do to her, and what you want to do to her. Tell her how it feels. And most importantly, don’t be ashamed or apologise for it. Be a depraved, evil and disgraceful animal that can’t control his awful mouth, and smile whilst you’re corrupting her with your desires. Telling her stirs her imagination and there’s nothing that turns on a girl on more than her imagination going wild. Every girl wants the opportunity to be bad as shame is her constant companion. Let her feel its ok to be naughty as hell. Feed her fantasies and be the one she wants to fulfil them. BUT you’re not in a porn film. Be elegant and erotic about it.

One of the things i’ve come to see is that women love feeling a man’s strength, which is why they talk about having things “rough”. Yes, they like that, but they like feeling your gentleness knowing how strong you are. Hold her down by the wrists. Clench her neck. Always let her know that she can let go if she wants and that she can escape. Be unashamedly masculine because it lets her be vulnerable, girly and feminine in return. She wants to give to you and know she’s getting you off, that’s she’s having an effect and getting a reaction. Look her in the eyes and tell her what she means to you.

Another thing that’s true is that most women associate sex with love - the old maxim that women want a lot of sex with the man they love, and men just want a lot of sex, hold very true. She feels in the mood when she feels most in love, and lust is often a lot about the need to be close and intimate with you. The more romantic the mood and more loving the atmosphere, the dirtier she will want to get. The more exciting it is, the more enticed she will be.

And if this helps just one man get laid that extra time, i would have succeeded :)

24
Sep

matt hanson’s swarm of angels

Last week i had the pleasure of meeting and spending time with Matt Hanson, who other than being a softly spoken gentleman jedi, is also on the Forbes.com top 10 list of people who will change the world this year. He’s also the inventor of the phenomenal phrase “value-added-ness” and a thoroughly nice guy. Yes Matt, it’s on video :)

What he’s up to is nothing short of extraordinary, and we talked through it on the Newcastle quayside and on the plane back to London. His is a world-first - truly democratised cinema for the people, by the people. He is applying the collaborative framework of open-source software development to film-making by recruitng 50,000 people to produce a movie together from start to finish. In Hollywood, the movie industry is a highly-development investment bank-style venture backed by hundreds of millions of dollars and controlled by a small community of people, and generally caters for the lowest common denominator of social class (e.g. Southern Baptist America).

In Matt’s universe, people from all over the world donate £25 to become part of a community that works together through the Internet to develop the characters, storyline, screenplay and production style for a movie that evolves as they go along. The aim is to raise £1 million +, and then distribute it to over a million people for free over the Internet under Creative Common licensing, which means anyone can modify or mash it up afterwards in any way they want.

The project is called A Swarm of Angels, and appeals to me because like everything i’m passionate about, it’s innovative and involves social change.  Its described on the website as “A groundbreaking project to create a £1 million film and give it away to over 1 million people using the Internet and a global community of members.” Head on over to his site and check it out. Join the swarm.

Forbes.com Article - “Hanson’s Open Source Cinema”

24
Sep

addressing the generals


Crawl closer…walk with me in hell

22
Sep

a near-riot at chinwag live tv takeover (updated)

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Listen to the podcasts here:

Part 1:
http://podcasts.chinwag.com/cl8-part01.mp3

Part 2:
http://podcasts.chinwag.com/cl8-part02.mp3

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“Heard Alex Cameron from Digital TX giving it the big one last night at Chinwags TV on the Web thing. I’ve been a bit of a fan since his glorious, if slightly flawed, Hendrix inspired rant at BT Vision’s iptv-lite last year.”
http://eaonpritchard.blogspot.com/2007/09/revolution-will-be-televised.html

Alexander Cameron, MD of IPTV consultancy Digital TX, told Web TV Takeover, a Chinwag panel in Soho, London, tonight: ”There’s a war on the way and the BBC is going to kick it off. If you try and do the maths of sending video down a national network, it just does not work. Ultimately, the strain’s going to be too hard, the ISPs are going to kick in and … say to peer-to-peer guys like the BBC, 4OD and Lovefilm ‘no more video’.” Cameron estimated it would cost an ISP between £500,000 and £800,000 a year to cope with the additional demand of P2P-based online TV distribution. “It’s at risk, it’s going to die if they carry on.”
http://www.paidcontent.co.uk/entry/419-p2p-tv-net-neutrality-are-we-heading-for-war/

“May I congratulate you for your wonderful input on this event. It was a pleasure listening to your points & arguments – a great speaker, indeed. Very well done!”
Patrick Ropeta, event Chairman

“The whole nascent IPTV market might end up being strangled at birth by ISPs refusing to bankroll the bandwidth needed for massive file downloads and online video streaming. (This last debate almost caused a fight to break out in the audience, which was quite exciting.)”
http://web2watch.blogspot.com/2007/09/free-to-those-who-can-afford-it-very.html

“The conversation then turned to piracy with Alex Cameron pointing out that piracy was actually what people were doing most (the ‘predominant business model’ as he put it). Clearly the digital video content market will face many of the challenges of the music market in coming to terms with that.”
http://usin.wordpress.com/2007/09/23/tubular-vision/

I’ll leave you with one final thought from one of the panel, Alexander Cameron, managing director of Digital TX Limited: “Piracy is a business model and currently it’s winning.” I couldn’t agree more and it will continue to win as long as the industry fails to deliver what the viewers want.
http://www.e-consultancy.com/news-blog/364249/the-murky-cloud-of-iptv.html

“It was my first time to a Chinwag event last night, and I’d like to write and tell you how thoroughly impressed I was by the ethos of the panel and entire experience. I’d particularly like to point out Alexander from Digital TX who I think made a phenomenal contribution. His contribution was thought provoking, well backed by experience and extremely insightful. I think with his charisma and knowledge of the industry he’d be an excellent chairman for any future sessions. ”
Antony Gell

“Alex Cameron is a well known and well respected expert in IPTV. He provides continuous insight into a world which could change the basis of that thing we call the internet. Specifically, how content is handled both in distribution and consumption. Although I know Alex and we often muse over things inbetween London meetings etc. I was still surprised and further inlightened by his comments on traffic shaping and the potential changes in ISP’s. ”
http://democratise.blogspot.com/2007/09/traffic-shaping-and-isps.html

“In January 2006 a fantastic article titled IPTV: the Great Content Adventure by Digital TX director Alexander Cameron appeared on Netimperative.com that explained a hell of a lot and gave me that hairs-standing-up-on-back-of-my-neck sensation.”
http://innovationeye.wordpress.com/2006/05/21/here-comes-iptv-the-open-4th-platform/

“And thanks Alex for throwing the cat amongst the TV pigeons. The debate certainly covered an awful lot of ground and you guys didn’t even get to talk about rights. Round 2 sometime soon perhaps?”
Sam Michel, Chinwag Director

“On the point of Business Models - one of my colleagues (Alex) last night felt that these were irrelevant, what counted was making money. I cannot recommend this approach highly enough.”
http://broadstuff.com/archives/427-The-Broadstuff-Web-TV-Business-Plan-Selecta.html

21
Sep

the gentle humility of jim

Jim just wrote this lovely citation about me over on the Stikkit blog, and i’m humbled.

“Although Alex and I have been friends on a more distant basis (hard to describe). he put into perspective some harsh truths about the mindsets of people in this world. Also what he was essentially doing career wise is exactly what I had burning inside of me - and I saw that I could do it too.”

http://www.jameshooker.com/sitev3/?p=69

Jim, in response, i’d say never give up. You’re right – you can do it too. Anyone can. Persist and persevere, believe in everything and never give up hope in the beauty of the human spirit. It is a mean world out there, but for every act of malice or evil there is an act of good in return. Don’t be dragged down, don’t be afraid, don’t be troubled and go your own way. Don’t faff, don’t second-guess yourself and don’t spend any time working out how to please other people or do what you think others would want you to. Greatness comes through sacrifice and courage, and you’re only getting somewhere if you’re noticing resistance. Live for the romance of the moment and do what makes you come alive.

You’ve made your decision now. Stick to it, no matter what the weather or how black it looks. Just sticking to it will mean you will outlive any others and gain the respect and credibility you deserve for just fighting. Fortune belongs to the brave, and every moment is a piece of the past you will look back on to judge whether you truly lived or not. All that matters is now, as all of this will be gone when you go. Take what you have learned to others and help them to see what you see and inspire them to do the same. Most people live lives of quiet despair and being liberated gives them the permission to liberate themselves. Your example is the key to the lock on their hearts. Always look for the happy ending but don’t stop to wait around for anyone else to understand what you do.

Be strong, focused and deadly. Compassionate when  compassion is needed but ruthless to those who may stand in your way or be too weak to resist going along with evil. Don’t mourn those who won’t turn from their wicked ways. You will have 1000s of ideas and plans, and many failures as we all do. You only need to get it right once, and the creative mentality is what matters, because it’s your heart and soul that achieve the great things you have in mind, not reason or any human social mechanics. You weren’t born to be cattle, and you will never fit in with them. Don’t be tempted to try and fit in, or be like the masses. Go your own way, live as you want to, know your value and never, ever stop being unstoppable.

21
Sep

what people are searching for on azcameron.co.uk

So i checked in with Google Analytics this afternoon out of curiousity and just couldn’t believe what i’d found. Every time you do a search on Google, search this site or end up here through Google somehow, the keywords are logged in Analytics for a site owner to look through. I’ve omitted a lot of them, as a huge number out of the 334 search queries were related to types of orgasms and the female sensation of orgasm.

My personal favourite? The moment of genius “do i tip after a funeral”.

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21
Sep

the world our generation will live in

A few weeks ago i was invited for a breakfast conference hosted by the Institute of Directors (IoD) n Southampton. I didn’t really want to go but in the interests of fostering a closer relationship with our accountants, i made my way over. What i saw when i got there changed the way i look on everything. The whole world as i knew it was foreign and alien, and i realised just how frighteningly ignorant i am about the future.

The speaker was David Smith, a renowned international futurist who has his own research company Global Futures & Foresight. I had met another master Jedi, and it made me think about how i should present my material, and about the nature of change. David very kindly sent me a copy of the presentation he gave, but unfortunately i’m not able to redistribute it. What i have done is paraphrase a lot of the information inside it, as i wished everyone i knew could have been there to experience it. David and I are meeting for lunch next week and i’m hoping to keep in touch with him a lot more as time goes on.

When you read this, remember that it is due to happen within our lifetime. Most of us will have teenage kids and have been married. Some of us will have died, most of us will be in the latter stages of our career and we will be slowing down. But this is the world our children and their children are going to inherit. I’m deeply grateful to know now instead of later, so i can work out what to do. No-one i know has any idea about this wide-scale overview of the human race.

If these words bore you or you turn off the TV when the word “economy” is mentioned, bite you tongue and read this. Everything that happens on a macro scale is then reflected on a micro one. What happens in the world at large will affect your day to day life.

Everything is changing. We need to prepare for it now.

We have lived on the earth for over 3000 years. Just 30 years ago, there was no

  • Worldwide Web
  • Personal computers
  • Mobile phones
  • E-mail, E-bay, E-Biz,
  • Perestroika & Glasnost
  • European Union
  • World Trade Organisation
  • Marketization of China
  • Globalization
  • Global Warming
  • iPod
  • Laptop
  • Nano-technology
  • Genetic engineering
  • Social Networks
  • AIDS

World Power, Population & Economy
In 1950, just a few decades ago, the world’s population was just over 2 billion. Today it has tripled in size and is over 6 billion. In 2100, it will be 10.5 billion. Between 1804 and 1927, it took us 123 years to add 1 billion people. Between 1987 and 1999 we added another billion people in just 12 years. There will be 3 billion more people in 40 years time. We’re breeding like wildfire.

Where are they going to live, and how on earth are we going to have enough natural resources for them? If we look at the calculations for that next 40 years, it’s dramatic.

Europe’s getting smaller and people are leaving. At present we have 729M people, which will reduce to 632M. The US and Canada’s joint population will increase slightly from 305M to 392M, whereas its southern neighbours will also see more people, going up from 520M to 768M. But the real drama is in Africa and Asia.

Africa’s population will rise from 796M people today to a massive 1.8 billion. Australasia’s will do the same, rising from 3.7 billion to 5.2 billion. All these new people will be in the poorest and currently underdeveloped parts of the world.

The world’s population is at a historic turning point. This year, half the world’s population will be urban with a population of 3.2 billion people and will be larger than the entire global population in 1967, 40 years earlier. We don’t live in the country anymore. The human race is now officially a city-dwelling animal.

Whoever has the largest economy controls the world. Today, the US is the world’s largest economy with 28.4% of the planet’s gross domestic product (GDP). Next up it’s Japan with 10.6%, then Germany (6.4%) and the UK in 4th place with 5%. In 2050, the world will have completely changed so it’s unrecognisable. Western powers will be pushed out in favour of Asia. This is going to happen in our lifetime. In the world our children grow up in, the top 3 economies in terms of GDP will be China (45k BN), the US (35k BN) and India (28k B). Next is Japan, with 5k BN. The UK is 7th with 4.8kBN. Our economy is going to get smaller. That means less jobs and less opportunity.

What that means is that China will be the most powerful nation in the world, and whatever goes on there will affect everyone else. The US’s economy will no longer control the markets as it does today. China and India are next to each other geographically. The US will struggle, but the land mass in central Asia will control the world’s markets. Everything will gravitate around them. China consumes 8.8% of the world’s oil supplies. Its middle class will grow from 200M today to 2BN in 45 years, which is an indicator of prosperity. 3M+ English-speaking university graduates come out of India every single year, mostly in IT. Your degree will be meaningless.

But interestingly, that’s exactly how the world’s economies looked in 1820, so it’s something of a reversion to normality. China’s massive power declined in the 19th century essentially because its ship-making industry collapsed. But now they are on the way back, and buying up most of America via US Treasury bonds. That has amounted to blackmail and left the US powerless o resist China’s march to domination. There is nothing they can do. If China pulls its money out, their economy collapses. They control manufacturing, electronics and a number of other industries. They will set the playing field for our children.

Ageing & Life Expectancy
Since 1840, the highest average life expectancy has improved by a quarter of a year every year. If that trend continues, people in the country with the highest life expectancy would live to an average age of 100 in about six decades.

In the UK, the average life expectancy this year is 79. In 2060, we can expect to live to 100 on average. Our grandchildren can expect to live to an average of 123 around 50 years later on. To contrast that, the current life expectancy of the most prosperous nation in Africa (South Africa) is 43, due to the rampant impact of HIV. Think of the maths – larger population, and we live longer too. It’s not going to work. We’re due a war or natural disaster as part of nature’s population control program.

Human and animal cloning has been performed successfully. Scientists now see ageing as a “disease”. The world’s leading authority, Dr. Aubrey de Grey of Cambridge University, believes with the rate of technological progress (especially relating to the human genome) that human life expectancies have the potential to reach 500, or possibly even 1000. “The first person to live to 1,000 might be 60 already“ he says. If you think that’s far fetched, look back on the last 50 years. A tripled population, exponential communications and a rate of change unsurpassed in human history. This is just the start.

Interestingly, in all industrial nations fertility is well below the 2.2% replacement level to maintain the population. Basically, we’re not having enough children. In the UK, we average 1.7 children per family, which is down from 2.4 20 years ago. Up to 45% of our population will be 60 years old and higher in 2050, which means we will officially be a country of old people. Currently it is 20%. Think about India again. Almost all their population is under 25. Ours is older. Who will win out?

Feminisation
Across the globe females now outperform men at every level of the education system. Yes ladies, you are officially better. 70% of retail customers will be women in next decade, 70% of online banking is by women and 70% of all US & UK personal wealth is owned by over 65s, who are mostly women.

UK Wealth
The baby boomer generation holds the wealth in the UK, In 2004 the UK those born in the 50s held 80% of the UK’s wealth and bought 80% of all top of the range cars,80% of cruises and 50% of skincare products. 41% of baby boomers in the UK described themselves as wealthy. Baby boomers’ equity in their property is worth £543 billion, by the time they all reach retirement age (2020), this will have risen to £1,425.4 billion.

The under 35s (us) own less than a tenth (9%) of the nation’s personal wealth. We’re poorer than our parents and they have all the wealth. In the UK, the over 50s spend £267 billion a year, and that will increase by a further £33 billion to £300 billion in 2008. The people with the money in this country who will dictate the High Street and all consumer buying will be our OAPs. Think next time you spit at one.

Global Warming
Most scientists agree that the Earth is heating up, due primarily to an atmospheric increase in carbon dioxide caused mainly by the burning of fossil fuels such as coal and petroleum. The 2 films to watch on this issue are “An Inconvenient Truth” by Al Gore, and Channel 4’s “The Great Global Warming Swindle” which provide both sides of the argument.

National Geographic News checked with Eric Steig who saw “An Inconvenient Truth”. He says the documentary handles the science well.”I was looking for errors,” he said, “But nothing much struck me as overblown or wrong.
Glaciers are disappearing from the Alps and will be gone by 2050. That’s 50 years earlier than a July 2006 study predicted. The loss would change the supply of drinking and irrigation water. Melting glaciers could cause water shortages for 1 in 6 of the world’s population. Desertification already affects 74% of the land in North America. In Africa, more than 2.4 million acres of land (73% of its drylands) are already affected by desertification. According to a UN study, about 30% of earth’s land including the 70% of dryland - is affected by drought.

There have been around 12,000 global weather related disasters since1980 that have caused over 618,000 fatalities and cost $1.3trillion, including $567BN over the last 10 years alone. Environmental refugees forecast to rise from 30M in2004 to 50M in 2010 and 150M by 2050. Can you imagine 150 million refugees? Unabated climate change could cost the world at least 5% of GDP each year; if more dramatic predictions come to pass, the cost could be more than 20% of GDP. For those who don’t know, that’s absolutely catastrophic.

3.0 - 3.5 billion people water stressed (i.e. will not have enough water) by 2025-2030. Regional tensions over water may be heightened by 2015, especially in the Middle East, Sub-Saharan Africa, South Asia and Northern China. India will have potentially used up or polluted all its groundwater by 2020. What are 1 billion people without water going to do, especially when they are the world’s 2nd largest economy?

A 2 degree C temperature increase, the lower end of the range of predicted rise in this century, means a 12% to 20% fall in global food production. By 2050 humans will need at least two planets’ worth of natural resources to live as they do now. If everyone lived as Britons did, three planets would be needed to sustain the world’s population. Demand placed on the natural world had tripled since 1961. Humanity is using the planet’s resources faster than they could renew themselves.

Personal Values
It’s argued we live in a post-modern society, which is sometimes better described as “individualism” and involves us making our choices instead of being guided by organisations and schools of thought. Science and reason have taken over from faith and authority, and we create our own belief systems from mixing pieces of information from different religions, cultures and people. Statistics show that we have lost our faith in our institutions – government, marriage, family, church, work, travel and food.

900M people worldwide are registered on social networking websites as we use technology to organise our personal lives. 40% of people on myspace are aged 35-55, despite the perception it is a website generally for bands and teenagers.

Careers
Companies recruitment criteria are changing rapidly as they look for different things in interview candidates that we did before because all companies are now complaining about how hard it is to find and keep young talent. Employers now look for (in order of importance): intelligence, honesty, hard-working ethic, good communication skills and an ability to solve problems. The top leadership skills (again in order of importance) are good communication skills, visionary/strategic skills, motivational skills, organisational skills and entrepreneurial qualities.

So if you want to get hired, you need to demonstrate your intelligence, that you are honest, how hard you work, that you can communicate well and can solve problems well. If you want to be a leader, you need to communicate well, be good at vision and strategy, be able to motivate people, be very organised and have entrepreneurial flair.

The presentation ended with a great piece of wisdom.

“Better to be vaguely right than precisely wrong”
Clem Sunter 2006

P.S. I have references for each fact quoted here but it’s a little long-winded to quote them all. If you would like the source for any claim made here, drop me an email and i’ll let you know where it’s from and why it’s credible.





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