I’m ill with man flu, but luckily being nursed back to health by a beautiful woman. A woman who has just bought *another* pet and can superhuman-ly do 1000 things that would take the rest of us a week in a matter of hours, just in time for lunch. Clearly it’s going to be baby time soon.

So in between CBeebies and complaining on the couch, i get to take time out and watch asinine videos in the hope they might somehow lead to something professional.

How to get your ex back using Facebook

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How to get a free MacDonalds

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