caAs we speak i am at my dad’s birthday party wondering if i will walk into the back garden to socialise with the sheep herd of local Christian fundamentalists and middle class rightwing-istas just dying to enquire about my antics and the tedious minutae of my life that i can’ty be bothered to explain.

So in the interim, a much more amusing and little-hearted tale. A little-known legend of the Internet is Alix, the girl with “epic” boobs. Very funny and one of those great web memes that are essentially puerile and pointless.

Update: I have just been hit on by a woman in her 50s. Time to leave for the pub.

I give you….epic boobs. There is no reason for this other than pure indulgence.