There can never be any excuse for a shitty present or irritating me ever again with this simple list.
| LIKES | DISLIKES |
| Roast chicken/beef Hot chocolate fudge cake & cold vanilla ice cream Decaf Grande mocha (no cream) Crusty rolls Marlboro Lights Movies streamed on-demand Montecristo cigars Triple chocolate muffins Chicken salad baguettes Smirnoff/Absolut vodka Plain chocolate digestives Stockings & heels Cold beer Banter Lazy weekends Dark features Set-top boxes Mentalist stage magic Chocolate Rich Tea Prayer Conspiracy theories Sleeping in Meaningful films Boxing Sparkly eyes Web applications Rocketry Chocolate animals Useless facts Chivalry Wise quotations Shakespeare Making toasts Recording music Fast wit Lamborghinis Aston Martins The West Wing Historic cities Devlish eyebrows High ceilings Romance Africa Big cats Debating Les Paul guitars Making explosives Pirating expensive software 4-poster beds Fire - all kinds Bill Hicks Los Angeles |
Compulsive lying Eating disorders Addictions Chavs Fruit machines Ignorance Cheating/adultery Cowardice Marriage Accountants Impoliteness Attention-seeking Apathy Pretentiousness Boarding/faith schools Female BS Office politics Paedophiles New Age mysticism Gossip Compassion being withheld Mobile phones Status symbols Routine Celebrity obsession Vegans Creationism Red wine Scunthorpe Small talk Txt-speak Manufactured pop X-Factor (et al) Monotonous voices Daily Mail/Express Margaret Hodge Shoe shopping South West Trains Control freaks Teenage angst Neurotic mothers Intefering do-gooders |
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