If you’re bored, it’s your own fault. If you’re tired of doing the same old thing week in, week out, then you need to take a look around and use your imagination. Friday and Saturdays tied up with shopping in the high street and going out to a bar or club? Thrilling. Something tells me you probably need a little more, because sitting around and just consuming as the marketing wants you to is tedious, unfulfilling and not exactly something you can tell the kids about.

That’s the reason 9to5ers get SO excited about their Saturday nights as it’s the only day of the week they get to have any fun. Only it’s not exactly fun because you’re not really doing anything. That’s why, dep down, it feels empty. If you want to live, you need to get out and really do things you will remember. For that, you need some imagination and creativity.

The best way to start is to spend some time looking over the wide variety of madness offered by specialist companies who organise weekends and “experiences”, such as….

http://www.experiencemad.co.uk/
http://www.eventplan.co.uk/

These are some examples of things you could be doing, designed so you take your chick along. If she doesn’t want to go, well fuck her as she’s as boring as shit. Ditch her and find another one who does.

• Ride a horse in the New Forest
  http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~burleyv/
• Do a tour of all the summer music festivals!
  http://www.efestivals.co.uk/festivals/
• Rally driving
  http://www.rallyschool.co.uk/
• Learn to make cocktails
  http://www.shaker-uk.com/intro-bar.php
• Have a round of golf at my family’s course
  http://www.wentworthclub.com/
• Drive very fast sports cars
  http://www.everymanracing.co.uk/
• Lose all your money in a casino
  http://www.thepalmbeach.co.uk/site/Home/Home.aspx
  
• Stay in some strange hotels
  http://www.unusualhotelsoftheworld.com/Search.aspx?keyword=&LocationID=4&ClassID=
  
• Act like a pretentious twat at Royal Ascot
  http://www.ascot.co.uk/
  
• See some London cabaret
  http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/clubs/cabaret-clubs-in-london-recommended-london-218.html
  
• Get covered in milk and honey
  http://www.expirences.co.uk/product/0000000675.html
  
• Stay in a castle
  http://www.historic-uk.com/stayuk/CastleHotels.htm
  
• Drive a tank!
  http://www.tankdriving.co.uk/
  
• Go up in a hot air balloon
  http://www.hotair.co.uk/
  
• A day of buying fine food at Borough market
  http://www.boroughmarket.org.uk/
  
• Go to a health spa
  http://www.champneys.com/resort_forestmere.asp
  
• Rock climbing
  http://www.ingleboro.co.uk/tech/index.cfm
  
• Crystal challenges
  http://www.hiddenvalleydiscoverypark.co.uk/
  
• Be zookeepers and play with big cats
  http://www.pwpark.com/
  
• Zorbing!
  http://www.zorbsouth.co.uk/
  
• White Water Rafting
  http://www.rafting.co.uk/
  
• Indoor skydiving!
  http://www.bodyflight.co.uk/
  
• Spend a sunny afternoon having a picnic
  http://www.picnicshop.co.uk/
  
• Abseiling down a big wall somewhere
  http://www.summitreks.co.uk/
  
• Lap it up at the Notting Hill Carnival
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notting_Hill_Carnival
  
• Explore the secret hidden London
  http://www.walksoflondon.co.uk/29/index.shtml
  
• Learn bushcraft to survive in the outdoors
  http://www.survival-school.org/
  
• Be blown away power kiting
  http://www.powerkiteshop.com/
  
• Play with reptiles
  http://www.beaverwaterworld.com/
  
• Paragliding
  http://www.fly-paragliders.co.uk/
  
• Wine tasting in the country daaahling
  http://www.vinopolis.co.uk/
  
• A night of murder mystery
  http://www.murdermysterygames.co.uk/
  
• Practice crashing with flight simulation
  http://www.realsimulation.co.uk/
  
• Liven up boating with some speed sailing
  http://www.speedsailuk.com/
  
• Zapcat racing
  http://www.vortex-racing.co.uk/
  
• Visit Buckingham Palace and steal something
  http://www.royal.gov.uk/output/Page555.asp
  
• Take in a Burlesque event every week
  http://www.ministryofburlesque.com/
  
• Naughty weekends away - YEH BABY!
  http://travel.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/travel/where_to_stay/article570977.ece
  
• Get dressed up and go ballroom dancing
  http://www.dancesport.uk.com/
  
• Spend a sexy night in Paris
  http://www.lastminute.com
  
• Play with Birds of Prey
  http://www.nbpc.co.uk/
  
• Appreciate the written word in the theatre
  http://www.lastminutetheatretickets.com/
  
• Jazz cruise on the Thames
  http://london-tour.conciergedesk.co.uk/london-tour-cruise-jazz-lunch.htm
  
• Learn to play Polo (why?)
  http://www.everythingpolo.com/polo_education.html
  
• Stay in a haunted house
  http://www.hauntedplaces.co.uk/
  
• Visit Spitalfields and Portobello markets
  http://www.visitspitalfields.com/
  http://www.portobelloroad.co.uk/
  
• Sunday afternoon at Speakers Corner
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speakers%27_Corner
  
• Dive into the unknown
  http://www.jcdiving.co.uk/
  
• Get lost in Hampton Court Maze
  http://www.tourist-information-uk.com/hampton-court.htm
  
• Have coffee in the Parliament Tea Room
  http://www.parliament.uk/
  
• Frighten yourself in the London Dungeon
  http://www.thedungeons.com/
  
• Hide away in Devin/Cornwall
  http://www.westcountrycottages.co.uk/publicwcc/index.html
  
• Blow the fuck out of something - Clay Pigeon Shooting
  http://www.cpsa.co.uk/
  
• The missing link - Tree jumping?
  http://www.treejumpers.com/
  
• Jewellery making workshop (it’s gay, but good for her)
  http://www.redletterdays.co.uk/Experience/Ref/CTDBO
  
• Adrenaline weekends
  http://www.adrenalinantics.com/index/page.asp?page_no=1
  
• Go Ape
  http://www.goape.co.uk/Pages.asp?M=1&Page=29
  
• Microlighting in the sky
  http://www.ravenmad.co.uk/
  
• Learn to be a spy
  http://www.spy-games.com/